Palm Beach Post BOYNTON BEACH — A gathering gone wrong Saturday at Chuck E. Cheese not only led to the arrest of three people but possibly also to a shooting that night, investigators say. City police were called to the child-friendly pizzeria on Congress Avenue around 6:30 Saturday night after a fight broke out. After a group of people involved in the fight left the restaurant, witnesses told investigators they left in a blue GMC pickup without paying their $286 bill. Police tracked down the truck, and as they pulled toward the vehicle, they saw several items being thrown out of the window. They determined the packages contained marijuana, crack and Xanax, according to a probable-cause affidavit. Police then stopped the car and the men inside said they were jumped at Chuck E. Cheese. One man, who had a mark on his jaw, said he was punched. Inside the car were Briana G. Walker, 21, of West Palm Beach, Robert W. Thompson, 22, of Boynton Beach and Alfred W. Peoples Jr., 26, of Delray Beach. They were arrested on charges including defrauding an innkeeper, possession of marijuana with intent to sell and possession of a controlled substance without a prescription. Then around 8 p.m., Gregory Tyrone Smith Jr., 32, reported that he was shot on Northwest 6th Avenue after a fight that started at Chuck E. Cheese. Smith said he and Kizzy Young, 33, drove to the 300 block of N.W. 6th Ave. to continue the fight. When a passenger got out of the vehicle’s back seat, a man with shoulder-length dreadlocks pulled a black handgun and started to fire at the vehicle’s passenger side, according to police. One round entered the vehicle and struck Smith in his left leg, and he suffered non-life-threatening injuries, police said. No one was arrested in the shooting.
When you are celebrating a child’s birthday at a Chuck E. Cheese, it is always best to make sure you have your drug package, full of weed, Xanax and crack. That annoying mouse mascot is only tolerable an a mega cocktail of drugs. It’s the only way to celebrate a child’s birthday. And what better way to set a good example for your kids than to run out on the bill, get into a massive brawl and to shoot someone. My bet, this child grows up to be President of the United States one day, because of the lessons that they learned this day at Chuck E. Cheese. All of the parenting will pay off and your child will grow up to make you very proud.
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