Keysnet.com Key West police responded to Smathers around 5 p.m. Monday and arrested 20-year-old Cassilyn Clayton of Stock Island for allegedly biting the face of 21-year-old Madison Pelfrey of Stamford, Fla. Witnesses told reporting Officer Stephen Armstrong that Clayton approached Pelfrey and “began yelling at her about littering on the beach,” according to reports. The argument escalated, turned physical and ended when Clayton allegedly “bit Pelfrey’s right cheek.” Clayton was taken to the Monroe County Detention Center, charged with misdemeanor battery and released from custody.
I’m actually proud of you today, Florida. I often blog about Floridians biting each other’s faces, it’s a relatively common occurrence down there, but it is almost always a drugged up meth head committing the offense. Never before has it been a hot chick protecting the beach from litter, Cassilyn Clayton would make a fine addition to Captain Planet’s team of environmental super heroes, plus we would get to see her fine ass in tights as she saves the planet. She looks good in her mugshot, and chicks always look horrible in mugshots, so this means she is legitimately hot in person. Trust me. Cassilyn Clayton, the hot spring break face biter, in other mugshots:
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