Sun Sentinel Cops responded to several calls on Feb. 24th about a nude dude running through a Crestview apartment complex. One caller reported the naked man tried to get inside her car as she and her young child drove by, according to an arrest report by the Crestview Police Department. As a responding officer approached, he saw the man lying on the grass near a building. The man, later ID’d as Quanta’e Levonne Powell, 21, seemed to be “very agitated” and kept screaming and yelling about cocaine then got up and jumped on the hood of the patrol car, according to the arrest affidavit. When asked what was going on, Powell allegedly told the cop “I love cocaine” and ‘fessed up to doing some coke. He also told another officers who had arrived on the scene thet he “loved cocaine” and “needed more,” according to the arrest affidavit.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug! Hey Quanta’e Levonne Powell, if you love your drug of choice good for you, it’s a match made in heaven. It’s probably a bad idea to, while running around an apartment complex naked, confess your love for your favorite drug and tell them you need more. As The Beatles once said “Hey! You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away!” Especially when what you love is illegal and the people who you are telling about your love enforce the law.
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