WPBF.com A Jupiter man has been arrested months after he allegedly forced a boy to eat squirrel soup, and then hit him with his pants belt after the boy vomited and refused to eat it. Marc Smith, 50, was arrested on a charge of domestic battery during the weekend. According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, Smith made the unidentified boy eat some freshly-hunted squirrel soup for breakfast in December. After the boy began to cough so hard that he vomited into the breakfast bowl, Smith ordered him to eat the remaining soup, the report stated. When the boy refused, Smith began to hit him with his belt, according to the report. The boy then ran to a neighbor’s house in fear of more punishment, the report said. Marc Smith didn’t want to share his side of the story. “If you look in the Book of Wisdom and the Book of Proverbs, it will explain everything,” Smith said.
I don’t see what this kid’s problem is, the only thing more delicious than squirrel soup is squirrel soup full of your own vomit. The kid should have lapped up the squirrel soup and asked for seconds, maybe with a side of possum loaf. As we learned on the television show The Walking Dead in a post apocalyptic world, rodents become a delicacy. Seriously though, squirrels are disgusting, and the only thing more disgusting may be eating your own vomit, so I get where this kid is coming from. Get it together Florida Parents.
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