The Doctor Jerry Buss, the famed owner of the Los Angeles Lakers, passed away today at the age of 80. For us here at SportSmasher.com it is a sad day. Dr. Jerry Buss was the epitome of “The American Dream.” He won ten NBA Titles. He banged 22 year old blondes for the last 50 years. He tag-teamed chicks in “The Grotto” at The Playboy Mansion with Hef. He was a fucking stud. Kids, aspire to be like Dr. Jerry Buss. This guy did it right. He made the big bucks, he bought the Lakers, he partied with stars and he lived life to the fullest at all times. Every team in the NBA would be better off if they were owned by a Dr. Jerry Buss clone. You hear me James Dolan?