Huffington Post Shoe salesman Daniel Anaya, 27, is accused of breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s Santa Fe apartment and biting off the tip of her big toe, according to KOAT. The girlfriend told police that on February 3, Anaya broke into the home the couple used to share on February 3 and asked her if he could smell her feet. When she said no, Anaya allegedly slammed her against a wall, forcibly removed her shoes and socks and began biting her left big toe. He chomped down so hard that his teeth went through the nail bed and down to the bone, according to The New Mexican. The woman told officers she had broken up with Anaya in November because he had bitten her other big toe, KOAT reported. However, according to The New Mexican, it was the same toe. “It’s odd. Extremely odd,” Santa Fe Police Captain Aric Wheeler told KOAT. The alleged toe-biter was arrested Feb. 6 and charged with burglary, false imprisonment, interference with communications and aggravated battery against a household member.
Hey Daniel Anaya, explain something to me here, did you have a foot fettish before you started working as a shoe salesman? Did it develop because you spend so much time around feet?
Either way, you had the cushiest gig in the world, a shoe salesman with a foot fettish. It would be like me getting paid to watch porn. That’s the dream job for someone with a foot fettish, just staring at feet all day long, drooling over them.
But Daniel Anaya threw it all out the window, because he had to bite off his girlfriend’s big toe, nice work pal.