I have never been a Katy Perry guy, as Adam Carolla put it best “She always has a look on her face like she’s thinking about something really stupid” but there is no doubt that her amazing tits stole the show at The Grammys last night. Look at the funbags on this hosehound. Epic. That megadyke Ellen was even trying to suckle on those sweater monsters. The Grammys sent out that memo last week asking the attendees not to show any sideboob, so Perry said fine, I’ll show the world front boob. It is a shitty, wet, cold hungover Monday in New York City, so spend the morning looking at Katy Perry’s big ass titties. You deserve it.