Huffington Post Sharaya Smith, 28, was watching her 4-year-old daughter, Tatiana, and 3-year-old nephew, Dante, at a playground Saturday in New Port Richey, Fla., according to a police report obtained by the Tampa Bay Times. She told officers that around dusk, Bienvenido Cintron, 34, wandered onto the playground carrying a Bible and yelling, “I am Obama!” before declaring “I have been sent by God to rid the country of drug dealers and prostitutes.” Something was definitely off with him,” Smith told ABC Action News. Smith quickly grabbed the two children, but says Cintron knocked her over and began trying to pull the kids away. She says Cintron called Dante a drug dealer and Tatiana a prostitute. A nearby group of three teenage boys heard Smith’s shouts for help and came over. They surrounded the woman and children to protect them, according to ABC. ”One of them had their hand on me and one was by [Tatiana] and one was by Dante,” she said, according to Kaperville.com. “And they made sure that he didn’t touch the kids. And they didn’t leave.” Smith admitted that earlier that day, she had chastised those same teenagers and their friends for loudly swearing around the children. Around that time, Smith’s brother and sister showed up at the playground to pick up the children. The teens escorted Smith and the two children to the car, but Smith says before she was able to lock the door, Cintron managed to pull it open and attempted to grab Dante again, but Smith successfully pulled the boy back. The family managed to speed away, and Smith called 911. She told officers that as they drove away, she saw Cintron walking towards the teenagers. Deputies located and arrested Cintron a few hours later. He sported two black eyes, a swollen cheek and a bloody nose, and told the officers a group of teens had beaten him up. He was arrested on charges of kidnapping and auto burglary.
Only in Fucking Florida would a crazy (and likely drugged up) man claim to be Obama, who was sent here by God to extinguish drug dealers and prostitutes, then try to kidnap two small children.
Major props go out to the group of teenagers who not only protected the mother and children from this crazy asshole, but also beat the living shit out of him, which added to the humor of his mugshot.
Bienvenido Cintron’s mugshot looks like Sideshow Bob from “The Simpsons” after losing a cage fight to Anderson Silva, and the name Bienvenido Cintron sounds like something Latinos great each other with at Christmas time.
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