Huffington Post Florida man Timothy Carr was arrested after allegedly driving drunk inside a Walmart. Police say Carr, a transient, was spotted around 9 p.m. Sunday drunk and behind the wheel of a motorized shopping cart, WFLA reports. While driving the cart, Carr was allegedly drinking an alcoholic beverage he had taken off the shelf inside the store. He was knocking items off of shelves as he drove, according to police. Carr allegedly told police he was a transient, and that he did not have money to pay for the alcohol. He was arrested on charges of disorderly intoxication and retail theft,according to WFLX. Because he has been arrested twice before for retail theft, this arrest was a felony.
I respect Timothy Carr’s game. He did not have any money to pay for the beer, and being that he is a transient, he needed to get drunk. So he grabs a beer, hops in a motorized shopping cart, and goes for a joyride through the aisles. This is a tame crime for Florida, so I say FREE TIMOTHY CARR, and get law enforcement on the face-eaters.
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