I was just sitting on the couch watching the reality show “Wild West Alaska” on Animal Planet, a show that follows the staff at “Wild West Guns” a gun shop in Anchorage, Alaska when something surprising happened. Most of the staff looked the way you picture a typical Alaskan to look, bearded men wearing lots of camouflage, usually covered in caribou blood. However, there is a hot girl working in the store named Phred, who has to be the hottest chick in the state of Alaska. I watch all of these Alaska shows that are on now, and there is never an attractive woman in sight, so Phred is the hottest chick in the state of Alaska based on process of elimination. Phred, if you want to leave that frozen wasteland and come down to New York City, SportSmasher can show you some good spots to hunt giant subway rats.