NewsPress.com A Venice man is facing several charges after allegedly going on a naked rampage inside a couple’s home in North Fort Myers Monday. Gregory Matthew Bruni, 21, is facing charges of damage to property, burglary, battery and resisting an officer. The victims told the Lee County Sheriff’s Office they were inside around 6:50 p.m. when they heard noises on the roof. They went outside and saw a naked man, later identified as Bruni, on the roof, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report. They said the man then jumped off the roof and onto one of the victims, knocking him down. The man then ran into their home and pulled a 72-inch television off a living room wall, breaking it. The victim told investigators he yelled for his wife to get a gun as Bruni continued to thrash around the house, knocking over a wet/dry vacuum and spilling its contents on the floor. The wife fired three shots from a .38 caliber revolver at Bruni but missed and hit a wall. Bruni then fell to the ground and began masturbating in the living room before he ran into the victims’ son’s bedroom and began rubbing his face with clothing, according to the report. The male victim retrieved his shotgun from the master bedroom, but never fired at Bruni. Deputies arrived on the scene and tried to detain Bruni, who started flailing around on the ground and speaking but not making sense.Deputies said Bruni sucked up the water that had spilled from the vacuum and spit it out. They said he tried to flee several times and had to be Tased as he was taken into custody. Deputies later discovered Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence. He was transported to Lee Memorial Hospital for observation. Doctors advised deputies they couldn’t identify “what Bruni was on” and were conducting further tests, according to the report.
Fucking Florida! I have been blogging about America’s most fucked up state for over a year now, and just when I thought it could not get any weirder, I was introduced to Gregory Matthew Bruni.
Bruni, who was clearly on drugs at the time, leapt off of a roof nude onto a homeowner who went outside to check on the strange noises he was hearing.
Bruni proceeds to run inside the house through an open door and tear a 72 inch television off of a wall, then start vigorously masturbating.
Then Bruni runs up to the couple’s son’s room and starts rubbing clothes all over his face.
When police arrived Bruni decided to suck up the water from a wet-dry vacuum that he had knocked over and spit it at the officers while mumbling incoherently, forcing the police to use a taser on him.
Oh and later on they discovered that Bruni had taken a shit by their front door.
Bruni’s drug induced rampage is the current “Fucking Florida” MVP, the craziest story I have heard out of Florida in one calendar year of blogging about the messed up stories that come out of America’s most fucked up state, now who can dethrone the champ?
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