BIA Habitual drunkard Kenneth Guillespie, 64, was found half-naked and screaming in agony next to the remains of the five-foot snow sculpture. And when he arrived for treatment at North Central infirmary in Blackburn, shocked medics found the booze-soaked layabout was suffering from frostbite of the johnson. Someone At the hospital said that “Ken’s a regular visitor to A&E. Normally it’s just bumps and scrapes –or someone has giving him an ass whoopin’. “Occasionally he’ll get trapped in something or get an object wedged up him. But this is the most bizarre mishap yet.”
Does trying to have sex with a snowman make Kenneth Guillespie gay? Did he engage in foreplay with Frosty first? Suck his carrot?
How drunk do you have to be to become attracted enough to a snowman that you decide to try and fuck it? Frostbite of the dick, I mean talk about blue balls, he probably had icicles hanging off of his dong. Mother nature can be cold as ice!
New goal in life: Never get frostbite on my penis.
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