Daily Mail A buxom 196lb woman faces manslaughter charges after allegedly smothering her lover with her breasts during a drunken row inside a mobile home. Donna Lange, 51, from Everett, Washington, is reported to have thrown herself down on top of her boyfriend at midday on Saturday. Police arrived at the scene following reports of shouting coming from inside the mobile home and found Lange lying on top of her boyfriend, 51, who weighed a stone (14 lbs.) less than her. Witnesses say they heard the 5ft 7in man, who shared the mobile home with 5ft 6in Lange, pleading with her to get off of him. One witness told The Sun: ‘She had her chest on his face – she smothered him to death.’ Lange, who was heavily intoxicated and received facial injuries in the disturbance told police she had no idea how the man had died. Doctors tried to save him but he was pronounced dead on arrival at Washington Swedish Medical Centre. Police said that in addition to the victim, a man and three women were at the scene, all who were heavily intoxicated. A policeman photographed what appeared to hair the same colour as Lange’s, clutched in the victim’s hand. Lange faces charges of second-degree manslaughter.
I guess that if you are going to die, there are worse ways to go than getting smothered to death by a titty, and at least you got some on what turned out to be your deathbed. One last notch in the bed post on planet earth is never a bad thing, then you get to the afterlife and can say things like:
“Hey man, what happened to you? Hunting accident? That sucks, bro. Me? Oh, I just got smothered to death by a big old titty while getting my rocks off…no big deal.”
I’d much rather be one of those elderly billionaires that marries a hot 22 year old though. Take viagra and have Kate Upton riding my old ass when I get beaten to death by her huge titties just bouncing off my face. That may be my dream death.
Getting smothered to death by a fat bitch in a mobile home is far less glamourous.