NYPost He jumped from the Bronx Zoo monorail into a tiger’s den, and has been lapping up the attention ever since. “This is a good thing that happened; maybe I can make some money, write a book,” jumper David Villalobos told workout buddies yesterday at the Westchester gym where he’s doing physical therapy after his Sept. 21 leap into a tiger enclosure at the zoo..Villalobos, due in Bronx Criminal Court today on trespassing charges, admitted he was worried about losing his real-estate license because of the stunt, said a source at the Club Fit gym in Jefferson Valley. But he was also bragging, saying that the media won’t stop calling him, according to a source, adding, “He said he gets calls from people all over the world.” He doesn’t remember much about the attack, but seemed pleased that cops and hospital personnel referred to him as “Tarzan,” said a source.
You have got to kidding me, the asshole that got mauled by a tiger after jumping into their enclosure at the Bronx Zoo wants to write a book now to try to “cash in?” I’m sure it will be a New York Times best seller. What is he going to call it? Worst. Suicide. Attempt. Ever. or Cat Fancy or Attention Whore? I can write his entire tell all novel right here:
My life sucked so I wanted to end it, but I wasn’t jumping onto subway tracks or blowing my brains out like a normal person, I needed to go out with a bang. I decided to throw myself into the tiger pit at the Bronx Zoo, so the New York media would have to report on my death, and the chick from high school who I always had a crush on would finally know my name. I leapt off of the monorail into the tiger pit, but the confused animal only toyed with me, and I did not die. In fact, almost all of my injuries were caused by my awful landing in the tiger pit, because I’m a terrible athlete. I’m also terrible at committing suicide, like I am at everything else in my sad life, so I decided to write this book. Give me money now.
Anyone who buys this idiot’s book needs to be institutionalized, I’ll be sick if this clown makes one red cent off of this suicide attempt slash publicity stunt. Next time, try the polar bears asshole, they’ll finish the job.