Shane Battier may have learned a lot at Duke, but one thing he never learned was how to carry a tune. Yikes! He is promoting something here called Battioke 2013, which I assume is for a good cause, and will have members of the Miami Heat singing karaoke. I have a pointer for everyone in attendance, when Battier steps up to the mic, run like hell. That was absolutely brutal. Don’t quit your day job, Shane, and if you do don’t pick up singing.