You are watching the national title game. I’m watching the national title game. You’re drunk. I’m drunk.
We both saw Katherine Webb, Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron’s girlfriend on television, on television and wanted to see more pictures.
She’s hot, she’s Miss Alabama, and she’s going to get plowed by a two- time BCS Champion quarterback tonight, because I bet on Alabama and I’m never wrong. She kind of looks like if Amanda Peet and Kate Beckinsale had a lesbian love child, a lesbian love child that I would very much enjoy to watch them attempt to make by scissoring. Picture time:
P.S. Check out the pit sweat on Miss Oregon. Yikes.
Musburger likes her a lot too, in fact, he basically verbally sexually assaulted her on live television:
Arizona Cardinals defensive tackle Darnell Dockett took to Twitter to ask her out after the game: