So everyone is freaking out because Justin Bieber got caught by TMZ smoking a blunt. The world is in an uproar, his fans are cutting themselves in a #cutforbieber campaign, and everyone is chiming in with their two cents.
People are acting like Bieber is the first ever musician to smoke weed. Snoop Dogg has made an entire career rapping about nothing but weed.
I understand that Bieber is supposed to be some wholesome kid who your daughter can have pictures of in her binder (do kids still use binders? If no replace that with iPad), well guess what happens to wholesome kids? They grow up and smoke weed, just like you and me.
I do not believe that weed is a gateway drug, but in Bieber’s case I hope it is, because he’s 18 years old and it’s time to cut the bubblegum pop bullshit.
Look at what The Beatles did, Bieber. They were teen icons and pop sensations. Then they found drugs, got dark and psychedelic, and transformed into the most legendary band in music history.
The Beatles. Jim Morrison. Metallica. Jimi Hendrix. Eminem. Phish. The Rolling Stones. Tupac. Eric Clapton. The Wu-Tang Clan. The greatest musicians in any genre had one thing and one thing only in common. Drugs.
My advice to Bieber is start doing mushrooms next, then graduate to heroin, it’s what a real rock star would do.
You are 18 years old, it’s time to grow the fuck up, and realize what the next phase of your life is going to be. You can’t sing pop songs to 12 year old girls forever, you are going to end up on a sex offender watch list, it’s time to move on.
Embrace the hate, have a sit down interview with Oprah to “come clean about your drug use”, then show up drunk and blow weed smoke in her face. Or even better, blow a line off of her fat ass.
As they say in the wrestling business, it’s time for a heel turn, it will take your career to knew heights. You have the opportunity to become a bad boy, and trust me, hot chicks in their 20’s with daddy issues love the bad boy.