Gawker The above photo comes to us from a tipster whose friend took off on a plane from Iceland yesterday and quickly ascended to hell in the skies. According to eyewitness accounts and Iceland’s Morgunblaðið newspaper (link in Icelandic; pretend it’s a Bjork song), the gentleman pictured downed “an entire bottle” of duty free alcohol, then proceeded to lose his damn mind, groping, choking, and spitting on other passengers, and yelling that the plane was going to crash. A spokesman for Icelandair confirmed that a passenger was restrained for safety reasons and arrested after the plane landed at JFK. The man’s nationality is unknown; he is a citizen of the world.
So this guy chugs an entire bottle of duty free alcohol on a plane, starts screaming at and spitting on other passengers, and gets duct taped to his seat. I’ve been drunk on planes, so drunk that I should not have been allowed to board, however I drank a little water and acted normal until I got to my seat. Then I ordered a vodka straight and passed out for the entire flight. The moral of this story is, when you are out in public, handle your high. A classic photo. Bravo.