MSNBC A naked intruder who was trying to choke a pet Rottweiler was shot by a homeowner in Miami Wednesday morning, police said. The bizarre incident happened around 5 a.m. when the occupants of the home were awoken when they heard a commotion and dogs barking. When the homeowner went to check out the noise, he confronted the suspect, who was completely naked and trying to choke one of the dogs, police said. “He comes out and spots a person who is not only fighting with this dog but is naked fighting with this dog,” Miami Police spokesman Det. Willie Moreno said. The homeowner opened fire twice, hitting the suspect in the leg once. The homeowner held the man until the police arrived. The intruder was taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital where his condition was unknown. Police said he tried to bite the homeowners and police and workers at the hospital, and may be under the influence of drugs.
Fucking Florida! The only state where you can wake up at 5am and find a naked intruder choking your rottweiler. Some attack dog though, isn’t a rottweiler supposed to take the intruder down, maybe bite off his exposed junk or rip out his throat? Instead this rotteweiler got put in the sleeperhold and starts tapping out like a pussy. Worst. Guard Dog. Ever.
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