Huffington Post Prosecutors said Christine A. Meyers’ boyfriend found that out the extremely painful way when Meyers ran him over, causing severe burns to [his] chest and back, and tearing the skin off his testicles, according to the Chicago Sun-Times. Meyers picked up her boyfriend from a bar and the couple started arguing as they drove to their home in Tinley Park, Ill. on Friday, court documents said. When they got home, Meyers’ boyfriend got out of the car and laid down in front of it, prosecutors said. That’s when Meyers allegedly purposely ran over her boyfriend, causing the aforementioned damage to the man’s anatomy.Meyers’ attorney, Tom Ost, asked Judge Adam Bourgeois Jr. to set his client’s bail at $6,000, meaning she would need to post $600 to leave jail, according to the Chicago Tribune. “Are you serious?” Bourgeois said in response. “You’re asking me to set a bond of $600 for driving over somebody? That is the charge.” Tinley Park Patch reports that Meyers is being held on $100,000 bail at Cook County Jail.
This is are second story involving trauma to a dude’s junk this week and it’s only Tuesday! First an MMA fighter tears his penis while banging his girlfriend and now crazy bitch Christine A. Meyers runs over her boyfriend, which rips the skin off of his nutbag.
Guys of the Chicago area, take a long hard look at Christine A. Meyers picture, and make sure not to bring her crazy ass home from the bar. I mean, I’ve done worse than Christine A. Meyers when it’s last call on a Saturday night, let’s be honest. Although I’m sure the destruction of her boyfriend’s sack was accidental damage, she still ran her man over with her car, and that’s the kind of crazy Sportsmasher is avoiding these days and he urges all of you to do the same.