Reuters Spanish police arrested a Panamanian woman on Wednesday who landed in Barcelona from Bogota, Colombia with cocaine stuffed inside her breast implants. The woman was taken to the police at Barcelona’s El Prat airport after her vague answers to questions about the reasons for her trip from Bogota raised suspicion at the border control, the Interior Ministry said in a statement.Spanish authorities carry out rigorous checks of passengers arriving on so-called “hot flights” from Latin America, to fight drug smuggling. When border police discovered fresh scars and blood-stained gauze on the woman’s chest she was taken to a nearby hospital to check her claim that she had recently undergone breast implant surgery. The implants were found to carry 1.38 kg of cocaine.
Drug lords are stepping their game up. Giving women breast implants filled with cocaine and sending them on international flights is news to me.
The worst part must be, once she lands in Spain, getting the implants cut back out of her.
Tough to smuggle cocaine in fake tits past Airport Security though, I’m sure at Newark Airport any chick that walks through with a big fake rack gets the old, “Ma’am, I’m going to need to inspect those titties, and…um, make sure they aren’t filled with cocaine or explosives or something.”
The Airport Security are all laughing and high fiving each other, because they are all about to see another big set of tits, when “Wait, gross, they are all bloody” and for once they have to do their jobs instead of getting fresh material for the spank bank.