ESPN Golfers at the Australian PGA Championship might feel as if they are going back in time. Way back in time. The new owner of the Palmer Coolum Resort has erected a 26-foot mechanical T-Rex between the ninth green and 10th tee, which flips its tail and opens its mouth for a menacing roar when anyone approaches. The owner, billionaire Australian mining magnate Clive Palmer, has at least agreed to turn it off during the tournament. But it’s one reason the Australian PGA will be leaving Coolum after 11 years. “I’ve heard it sounds like we are going to Jurassic Park, so this will be interesting,” Robert Allenby said. Palmer wants to import more molded dinosaurs and turn the ocean resort into a theme park, or maybe a casino, but his plans have clashed with a tournament that dates to 1905. The owner already has put up more than 60 signs around the golf course to promote his interests, which includes his plan to build a replica of the Titanic.Some of those signs, however, are in the landing areas on the fairways. That forced organizers to mark those areas “ground under repair,” where golfers will be able to move the ball if the shot is affected by the signs. On Sunday, the issue came to a head with Australasian PGA Tour officials, and the tournament appeared in jeopardy. The show will go on, at least this year. PGA chief executive Brian Thorburn said Tuesday this will be the last year at Coolum. It will be played in Queensland next year, and the tour is looking at other options beyond that in Brisbane and the Gold Coast.Thorburn said he wouldn’t get into the “cut and thrust” of the negotiations Sunday, or how close the tournament was to being canceled. “We have had a great run on the Sunshine Coast, it has been fantastic, but nothing stays forever,” Thorburn said. “Emotionally, it will be sad.” Palmer tweeted on Sunday: “We had some issues with pgaofaustralia but all now resolved amicably and we are looking forward to the tournament at Palmer Coolum Resort.” The tournament moved to Coolum in 2002 after two years at Royal Queensland in Brisbane. But it’s also been played at Royal Melbourne, where Hale Irwin (1978) and Seve Ballesteros (1981) were among the winners, and other top Australian courses. This year’s field includes Adam Scott, Greg Norman, Darren Clarke, Geoff Ogilvy and Australian Open champion Peter Senior. The T-Rex is nicknamed “Jeff” and it is activated by movement. Golfers playing social rounds recently have taken “dinosaur mulligans” when the roar occurs during a backswing on the 10th tee.
Everyone is all mad at eccentric Australian billionaire Clive Palmer for turning his golf course into Jurassic Park, but not this blogger, I am all for it. One of the main bonuses of becoming a crazy billionaire is so you can do whatever the hell you want, including putting Giant dinosaurs that roar during your backswing, just because you can.
I think golf would be a much more interesting sport if it were more dangerous, in fact, I think extreme golf would be a huge hit. Whitewater rivers full of crocodiles on the course, rabid dingos getting between you and errant shots, venomous snakes in the rough.
Then players could play Pro-Am style with survival experts. How about Tiger Woods and Bear Grylls playing best ball against Phil Mickelson and Les Stroud on the Amazon course. Put that on Pay-Per-View, it will have a higher rating than the Masters and the British Open combined.