I think I will be purchasing Chad Greenway fatheads for my two boys after these encouraging words!
According to the StarTribune, the Minnesota Vikings defensive star, Chad Greenway had some motivational words for Vikings fans to prepare for this weekend’s showdown with the Chicago Bears. Greenway wants the fans drunk… not just drunk, but hammered and obnoxious!
“Hopefully, they’re super- duper drunk. … So drink liquor, not beer.”
Good advice. Liquor will allow me to consume more alcohol in a shorter amount of time. Got it. What else Chad?
“Yeah, I would say morning drinking,” Greenway said. “Why not? You could pull an all-nighter. Then you’d have the drunk, tired guys who will really be obnoxious.”
An all-nighter sounds like a terrific idea. I will certainly add that to my pregame plans.
You see… this is the kind of motivational speeches us Jet fans never get. Instead, we hear things like “drink less” and “there will be no beer served on Monday Night inside the stadium”. More Greenway interviews please!