Sun Sentinel It must have been a tough night at this ER. William Edmond Wright, 56, of St. Augustine, was taken to the Flagler Hospital ER by paramedics after he had been found at a Kangaroo gas station after having fallen out of his car with his pants pulled down, according to an arrest affidavit from the St. John’s County Sheriff’s Office. While at the ER, several patients near him reportedly began to complain about his “loud profane language.” Agitated over the amount of time his treatment was taking, Wright then pulled his IV from his arm which caused him to bleed profusely, according to the affidavit. After telling a deputy at the hospital–in not uncertain language — that he planned to leave, the deputy began to escort him to an exit. Wright then turned toward the deputy with a balled fist, at which time the deputy told him that he had been warned and he was now under arrest for disorderly intoxication, the report stated. That’s when Wright allegedly tried to swing his right arm at the deputy.The deputy then tased Wright…twice, according to the report. Once the deputy slipped on a pair of steel bracelets, Wright reportedly began to apologize for acting the way he did, telling the deputy that he was wrong and sorry. Wright also allegedly made statements to the deputy regarding being a “5th degree black belt” and an “an assassin in South Africa who had killed over 100 men, ” according to the affidavit. He was charged with Simple Assault and Disorderly Intoxication.
Fucking Florida! A 5th degree black belt who is also an assassin from South Africa who has killed over 100 men can’t even fall out of hid car with his pants down then swing on a cop without getting tased? I thought this was America people?
P.S. How much does William Edmond Wright look like “Big” Otto Delaney from Sons of Anarchy? He just needs the eye patch.
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