Deadspin Gwinnett County Police were dispatched to El Jinete on Liam Avenue at approximately 7:14 p.m. on Dec. 1 after the manager called to advise a woman, later identified as Jana Lawrence, 46, of Dacula, had exposed herself to his customers. Lawrence reportedly told the officer she had recently been released from prison and had been watching the UGA game at another restaurant. Lawrence allegedly insisted she did not know why the police officer wanted to speak with her. The officer subsequently spoke with the manager at El Jinete who explained that Lawrence began yelling and using profanities while at the bar. The manager told police Lawrence exposed her breasts to other customers and licked one of the female customers. The female customer confirmed the manager’s account of Lawrence’s behavior and said that Lawrence had been “rubbing” on her and had rubbed her genital area. Lawrence eventually left El Jinete and walked next door to Friends. The manager of Friends said Lawrence was sitting at the bar with her buttocks exposed. When told she had to leave because she was exposing herself, Lawrence reportedly pulled her pants down even further. The manager further advised that Lawrence had licked one of her customers before being asked to leave. Two men who had been seated on either side of Lawrence at the bar told police Lawrence had inappropriately touched them. One of the men said Lawrence had licked the tattoo on his arm, the other said Lawrence had “playfully rubbed her hand against his penis.”
When informed she was under arrest, Lawrence reportedly replied, “What the [expletive deleted] are my charges?” The officer listed the charges and placed Lawrence in the back of the patrol car.
Jana Lawrence was fresh our of the joint and just wanted a little action after her Georgia Bulldogs lost the SEC Title Game to the Alabama Crimson Tide. Seems like she went gay for the stay, because she was licking and trying to finger women at one bar, but them grabbing dick and licking guys tattoos at the next bar. She was probably queen of the cellblock in prison, just taking what she wanted when she wanted it sexually, and was confused when this didn’t work in the outside. Too bad she’s headed right back to the pokey, so she’s going to miss her beloved Bulldogs taking on the Nebraska Cornhuskers in the Capital One Bowl On New Year’s Day.