Huffington Post SYDNEY — Police are searching for a 9-year-old boy who was snatched by a crocodile as he was swimming in the mouth of a river in northern Australia. Northern Territory police say the boy was swimming with a group of people at Port Bradshaw on Saturday when he was grabbed by the crocodile. Nearby people attempted to kill the crocodile with spears, but it then dragged the boy farther into the water. Police planned to continue searching on Monday but expressed pessimism about the chances of finding the boy alive.Two weeks ago, another crocodile snatched a 7-year-old girl who was swimming at a Northern Territory waterhole. The crocodile was fatally shot the next day and the girl’s remains were found inside it.
Why isn’t Sportsmasher.com based in Australia? They have great weather, the beach, beautiful women with hot accents, they love beer and mixed martial arts. Seems like Brisbane would be a ideal spot for the home office.
Until you realize that the rivers are teaming with crocodiles and the ocean is full of great white sharks, so if you go near the water, you will get fucking eaten.
You are always on the menu in Australia. That’s why Sportsmasher stays in the New York area. No crocodiles in the Hudson River, not getting eaten anytime soon, unless a homeless dude on bath salts wants a slice.