The Smoking Gun NOVEMBER 27–A Florida woman was jailed last night for a post-coital assault on her boyfriend, an attack the victim says was prompted when only he climaxed during a sexual encounter in the couple’s residence. Raquel Gonzalez, 24, was arrested Monday afternoon for felony domestic battery and booked into the Manatee County lockup, where bond has been set at $750. Gonzalez is pictured in the adjacent mug shot. According to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report, Gonzalez and Esric Davis, 30, are “boyfriend and girlfriend who live in the same home and are involved in a sexual relationship.” Deputies noted that Davis and Gonzalez were “involved in sexual intercourse” when “Esric then climaxed and Raquel did not.” Which reportedly angered Gonzalez, who allegedly “began hitting and scratching [Davis], causing scratches near his eye and nose.” Davis told investigators that Gonzalez “goes off” frequently and that she had previously been physical with him. At one point, Gonzalez told deputies, “I have scratches on me too from where he tried to restrain me when I lost it.” Gonzalez was reportedly “belligerent and uncooperative” and declined to answer questions post-Miranda. A sheriff’s report indicates that alcohol may have been a factor in the alleged battery.
Am I the only person thinking that the boyfriend Esric (that’s not a typo) Davis is to blame here? Don’t you know the tricks of the trade yet? When you are about to prematurely bust one, you think about baseball (no homeruns, just groundouts to second) or something else boring until she gets her’s, then you finish your business. Control your nut, homie, weren’t you paying attention in Sex-Ed? Assaulting a guy for busting a nut too quickly could only happen in Fucking Florida.
I’m not sure how you finished so fast in the first place though, your girl has the same haircut as Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons.
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