Huffington Post In what could charitably be described as a bad first date, Jillian Martone, 35, is accused of attacking Efren Molina, 39, early Wednesday night at Molina’s Boca Raton, Fla. home after he refused to say he was her boyfriend. Martone allegedly punched Molina and threatened him with a knife after he disagreed with a comment she made about being his girlfriend, according to a police report obtained by the Sun Sentinel. Molina was eventually able to wrest the knife out of Martone’s hand and then dragged her out of his home and locked the door, according to the report. “It was apparent that Martone was the aggressor,” the report said. NBC South Florida reports that Martone remains in jail on a $9,000 bond. She is charged with aggravated assault, battery and burglary. Georgia Daily News reports that Martone has had previous run-ins with the law. She was charged with DUI and possession of a “harmful drug” without a prescription in March, 2011. Three months earlier, she was arrested on charges of drunk and disorderly conduct and causing a public disturbance.
Fucking Florida, where a crazy bitch will attack you with a knife when you refuse to call her your girlfriend after your first date! Listen Sportsmasher has dated more crazy bitches than most men walking around planet earth right now, and he’s been on some horrific first dates, however nobody has ever pulled a knife on me after a first date. I have had a lunatic woman pull a knife on me, sure, but never after a first date…that usually comes like 3-4 dates in. Crazy bitches pulling knives on you after one date, that’s the sort of thing that can only happen in Fucking Florida.
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