Huffington Post Sex toy retailers in Alberta, Canada say that business has been buzzing this autumn, and they think they know why: The NHL lockout. “We’d be gearing up for [NHL hockey] now, but there’s nothing, so I guess we need to find some better ways to spend our time,” Vinay Morker, owner of Hush Lingerie and More in Edmonton, told the Toronto Sun. Morker says his sales of sex toys, sex games, sexual guides and lingerie have gone up 15 per cent since October. While not all hockey fans have traded scoring goals for scoring with each other, Hal Roseberg, who owns Edmonton’s Tease Adult Boutique, told the paper that he’s noticed a similar spike in business. “I suppose that’s one of the other reasons it’s as busy as it is — there’s no hockey,” he said.
Get some, Canada! No hockey, so Canadians are getting freaky with sex toys. I guess there really isn’t a lot to do in Canada, other than watch hockey and get it on, so take one away and the other rises dramatically.
Now would be a good time for Sportsmasher to visit Montreal and get freaky with a hot French-Canadian with loose morals.