Huffington Post Police in Port St. Lucie, Fla. said that Kirk John Tinney, 35, stood in the middle of the street on Nov. 2 at 10:45 p.m. yelling, “Fuck the police,” “Fuck those crackers,” along with other offensive words and racial slurs, according to his arrest affidavit obtained by TCPalm. The affidavit stated Tinney yelled so loudly that lights came on in nearby houses. Officers said when they asked Tinney to go inside his house, he complied. However, he then opened the windows and began playing loud music while singing, “I ain’t going back to jail,” according to the police report. Officers asked him to come outside. He refused, but lowered his music when he received an unrelated phone call, and police left. A few hours later,officers received a complaint about loud music at Tinney’s residence again. They returned to the scene and said they found the suspect once again blaring music and shouting obscenities. He was arrested on charges of disorderly intoxication and breach of the peace.
Hey Fucking Florida, we’ve all seen the movies, when you yell “I ain’t going back to prison!” It means you are about to do something drastic and that you are ready to die. So when you are yelling it out the windows at the cops, they take it as a pretty serious threat, and you will be going back to prison if they catch you. If you don’t want to go back to jail do something about it, instead of doing the same thing that got ypu in trouble in the first place, until the cops haul your ass to jail. Fucking Florida! They can’t even make threats right.
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