Huffington Post There are thousands of reasons not to dunk one’s head into a bucket of urine, but a man in Cleveland found 450 reasons to take the plunge.The man, whose name is “Phil,” accepted a bet at a Cleveland Browns tailgate party yesterday that required him to stick his noggin into a nearly full bucket of pee that was gathered from bystanders. Despite cries of “Don’t do it, Phil!” the man stuck to his guns, girded his loins and, as the stream of YouTube videos that immortalized the event demonstrate, became $450 richer — and the envy of absolutely no one.
I would dunk my head, without blinking an eye for $450, because urine is totally sterile. One of the many things I have learned from “The Joe Rogan Experience” podcast is that it is safe to drink your own urine, so dunking your head in a bucket of other people’s urine is no big deal. Hit the porto-potty, rinse yourself off, and go enjoy the game. Free money. I respect you, Phil.