Has Mark Sanchez sold his soul to the devil? His stat line from ESPN.com so far this season seems to indicate that he certainly has.
Mark Sanchez – #6
Quarterback Rating of 66.6.
Touchdowns – 6.
Interceptions – 6.
Longest pass of the year – 66 yards.
When you factor in the fact that his presence on the Jets roster is keeping God’s favorite quarterback, Tim Tebow on the bench, it all adds up.
Mark Sanchez sold his soul to the dark prince in exchange for getting to nail Eva Longoria and keep the Jets starting quarterback job, despite his horrible play. Probably sacrificed a goat too.
Tim Tebow may show up at practice riding a white stallion shooting lightning at a half-serpent Sanchez this week, and a battle of biblical proportions could begin.
Or you know, this could all just be a coincidence, and the Jets will continue to flat out suck. This just in – no weapons, devastating injuries, no pass rush, poor offensive line play, quarterback controversy is a bad combination for a football team.