CNN Ravaging floods killed dozens in Nigeria and displaced tens of thousands of residents as crocodiles, hippos and other water animals washed into homes. The floods have left 148 people dead and affected 21 of the nation’s three dozens states, according to the local Red Cross.
Well isn’t this a bitch? You just secure your family in your hut, you’re confident that you will be able to wait out the floods and are on the couch catching up on “Breaking Bad”, and BOOM! 17 foot crocodile comes flying through your window and eats your wife, all in one motion.
You are getting the family to higher ground through the floodwaters, when, WHAP! Territorial hippo tramples your son outside of the supermarket right in the middle of main street.
This is the reason we don’t live in Africa, people. The odds of me running into a hippo
or crocodile is 0.01% (unless one escapes the zoo, got to account for that) and I intend to keep it that way.
Africa – Where a little weather washes monsters into your home.