Buzzfeed Now that Tim Tebow seems destined to line up for about eight plays a game, the former football savior, and noted virgin, has to find something to fill the hours. Well thanks to the fine people at New York’s Museum of Sex, he has at least one option for his non-Rex Ryan owed time. The museum has given him a lifetime membership to their series of sexy exhibits. The museum sent the following letter to the Jets training facility, which I’m sure was met with many hearty laughs from Rex Ryan who is probably on the museum’s board:
I thought that Tim Tebow recently lost his virginity when he fucked Mark Sanchez by joining the New York Jets?
I’m not buying the whole “Tim Tebow is a virgin” bullshit. He is a mega celebrity in Florida, America’s sluttiest state, there is no chance that he hasn’t at least played “Just The Tip.”