Cut to Evander Holyfield calling Matt Schaub… “Momma knows child, momma knows”.
Matt Schaub has just gained big time points in the tough guy column. After a brutal hit by Joe Mays, Schaub’s helmet came flying off and somehow… so did a piece of his ear. When asked in a postgame interview, Schaub said: “’You know, I just lost a little piece of my ear.’”. Yea, that’s all… just a piece of my ear came off… its a good thing I make millions of dollars so hot chicks will continue to bang me despite this hideous facial issue I have to live with the rest of my life…
The Texans went on to win the game and go 3-0. Schaub was unable to listen to his iPod on the plane home.
In all seriousness… I think the “injury prone” term gets floated around alot about Schaub as some sort of label on his “toughness”. If yesterday didn’t disprove that… I don’t know what will.