Huffington Post One Florida man repeatedly dialed 911 and requested female deputies come to his house to have sex with him, Florida reports. It was such an emergency that Joshua Basso, 32, of Dover called the distress hotline seven times between 10:15 a.m. on Aug. 22 and 7:40 a.m. on Aug. 24 before cops did arrive at his home, according to a news release from the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office.
Actual 911 Call:
Dispatcher: 911 do you need the police or paramedics?
Dispatcher: What for?
Basso: I wanna fuck.
Basso: I WANNA FUCK!!!
What did Joshua Basso really thing was going to happen when he called 911 SEVEN times asking for sex? Some sexy female cop was going to burst through his front door and just start riding him? Emergency! Help! I need to get laid!
I wish this was the way 911 worked. And these were the female cop first responders:
Of course this happened in Florida. Hence this is the latest installment in “Fucking Florida!”