NBC BEIJING – In the West, getting a tan is one of the main reasons for going to the beach. But in China, some are going to extraordinary lengths to avoid getting a bit of sun with a new item of beachwear – dubbed the Facekini –causing something of a stir in the coastal tourist city of Qingdao, Shandong Province.
The Asians are taking pure weirdness to another level once again. They don’t want to get tan, so they are wearing creepy masks on the beach that make them look like either terrorists or Mexican Luchadors.
I’m warning you creeps right now, the first person I see wearing one of these disturbing masks on the New York City subway system is getting a clothesline, I’m assuming that you are Rey Mysterio Jr and I’m reenacting WWE on your ass.
There are so many non-creepy alternatives to not getting burned on the beach, like an umbrella or sun screen or a hat or all of the above, and these Facekinis cannot be comfortable. You must be sweating like a Kardashian in church under these masks that make you look like an extra in Die Hard 2.
Asians. Setting new standards in weirdness since the dawn of time. See you creeps in my nightmares.