ESPN.com Jennelle Carrillo, of Cleburne, Texas, has sued the Cowboys and owner/general manager Jerry Jones after she suffered severe burns to her backside while allegedly sitting on a bench outside Cowboys Stadium before a team scrimmage in August 2010.
“The bench was uncovered and openly exposed to the extremely hot August sun,” the suit, which was filed in Tarrant County civil court, states. “The combination of the nature of the black, marble bench and hot sunlight caused the bench to become extremely hot and unreasonably dangerous.”
“She sat down on this black bench, outside an entrance and unfortunately she suffered third-degree burns as a result of it and had subsequent skin grafts,” he told KDFW.
How pissed do you think this chick’s boyfriend/husband is? Not only is he no longer getting laid, because his stupid girlfriend had third degree burns on her ass, but she is also suing Jerry Jones who is the most powerful man on his favorite team. How the hell do you not realize that you are getting third degree burns on your ass and stand up? If you have legs and are able to move, you should never get a third degree burn on your ass!
If I’m Jerry Jones, I settle out of court, but make sure this frivolous lawsuit idiot and her family are never allowed within a mile of the stadium again.
Either she is so stupid she’ll hurt herself again or will throw herself down the stairs and try to sue Jones again, and either way she’s a liability.
Bye bye, go root for the Texans.