Everything is right in the universe, Team USA just defeated Spain 107-100 to capture the gold medal in Men’s Basketball at the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, led by 30 points by Kevin Durant.
The USA had to win this gold medal and they delivered, we are the country that invented basketball, and a loss would have been an embarrassment.
Sorry to the rest of the world, give up now, there is no chance Team USA is losing in the Olympics for a long, long time.
Plus our woman’s team won the gold too. WORLD DOMINATION IN HOOPS!
And people want to put football in the Olympics? People will actually die. I want to see Justin Tuck with a head of steam hit the quarterback from France.
Let’s get serious, I want Mixed Martial Arts in the Olympics in 2016. That’s the next great Olympic sport. Do it.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!