The Atlantic: If you want to read the full story click on the link to the left, here it is sportsmasher.com breakdown style. We are on the verge of a gonorrhea epidemic. Gonorrhea is become resistant to the antibiotics that have been killing it with ease during our lifetimes, we used to have many drugs that cured it , but now only one antibiotics is successful while the rest have become obsolete. The one cure for gonorrhea that still works can only be administered through a needle. It is only a matter of time before gonorrhea becomes resistant to this cure, and then, it will be lethal. Yes, gonorrhea, if left untreated can kill you and/or leave women infertile. This report comes from the Center of Disease Control, so it is legit.
Fellow New Yorkers, we are now dealing with a super STD, be afraid be VERY afraid. Your days of banging a random skank every Thursday night after Turtle Bay closes may be over. Super gonorrhea is here, it’s taking no prisoners and we are all fucked. This shit is going to spread through young New Yorkers faster than the zombie apocalypse hit on The Walking Dead.
Have as much drunken unprotected sex with multiple partners as you can this weekend, because by the middle of next week, super gonorrhea will have killed us all. Sportsmasher.com is not at fault if you listen to this advice and get an STD.