As I always expected, good things happen in your personal life when you win 22 Olympic medals (18 of them gold medals), and Michael Phelps has again proved me right.
Phelps has always been very private about his life on dry land, but in London this past week he allowed his closeted girlfriend of five months, model Megan Rossee, to post the above photo on instagram.
Anyone who has followed Phelps’ career knows that everyone in his inner circle has been saying he is too intense and focused on training for the Olympics to date anyone. They were all lying to us, Phelps had a smoking hot blonde in his bed the entire time he was training for the London games.
Maybe that’s why you ended up with those two Silvers this year, huh Mike? If you hadn’t been blowing your testosterone everywhere for five months, you probably wouldn’t have been an inch short in the 200 Meter Butterfly and lost by 5/100ths of a second to a South African for the Gold!
Either way, I like how he finished his Olympic career, then just threw his hot blonde in our face. It’s almost like a walk off home run in the last at bat of a baseball career. I ain’t mad at ya, Michael. Bravo and well done. Now let’s all enjoy some more pictures of Megan Rossee: