Philadelphia Eagles defensive end swallowed a “thermometer pill” on Saturday which monitors his core temperature and helps the team training staff study how individual players respond differently to working out in the heat.
Later that day Babin, who was third in the NFL with 18.0 sacks last season, strained his calf muscle and needed an MRI to determine the severity of the injury. However, the MRI could not be administered until Babin pooped out this “thermometer pill” and through the magic of Twitter “Poop Watch” was born.
As the nation waited patiently, Babin finally announced that at 8:36 am on Monday July 30th, he had welcomed a new turd into the world, effectively ending “Poop Watch 2012”. Babin is expected to miss roughly a week of practice as he recovers from his calf strain. There has been no word on the fate of his poop.
Word out of Eagles Camp is, since the dramatic conclusion of “Poop Watch” Jason Babin has been strutting around the locker room like his shit don’t stink.
Twitter: Where fans can monitor athletes bowel movement progress.