For the past few years I never got the hype around Olivia Munn. Sure she is an attractive girl, has an excotic look and a sick body, but I wouldn’t have put her in the top 100 chicks I’d want to bang on the planet. She may not even have made the top 500 (which is littered with celebrities, porn stars, and girls from my past I never got to bang). All I knew about Munn was that he hosted some show on the G4 network, which only nerds watch, so I assumed nerds loved her hence there was so much internet buzz about her. Also, I had seen her in a few Maxim-type magazines and yeah she was hot, but she was no hotter than the other 35 airbruched girls in those issues. I was unimpressed and indifferent when it came to Munn.
However earlier this week, Munn’s cell phone was hacked, and many personal photos were quickly leaked onto the internet. The photos, some of which were partially or fully nude, were supposedly meant for her actor boyfriend Chris Pine (who was the other dude in that exploding train movie with Denzel Washington, which I never saw, but the Saturday Night Live parody was hilarious).
I took one quick look at these photos (then about 50 more slow ones) and my opinion of Munn has totally changed. Her body is incredible, she is ridiculously hot, and she has now leapfrogged many longtime favorites, landing in my personal top ten. Welcome to the club, Olivia, Kate Upton can show you to your room.
Munn is denying that the woman in the photos is her, as all female celebrities do when this happens, however some of her nerd fans from the G4 network have determined that the photos were not doctored (regret the G4 career move now, Olivia?). The woman in the photos is clearly her because of her exotic look, and if the photos are not doctored, there’s no way it’s simply a look-a-like. I can obviously see the raunchy writing that appears around a few of the photos being added by some nerd later on, however, there is little zero doubt that that’s Munn in the pictures.
Observe Munn’s body in this picture. I want to turn the laser gun from “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” on myself, become the size of a tick, and live like a Nepalese Sherpa in her picturesque peaks and valleys.
I wonder if the photos were intentionally leaked by her publicist, because this could not have been a better career move for Munn. I have heard her name more in the past 72 hours more than I have in the rest of my life combined, and unlike when this happened to Scarlett Johansson, Munn has everything to gain from this stunt. As does America, planet earth, and every man or lesbian with a computer. It’s a win-win for everyone involved.
Olivia, if you would like to take me up on my Sherpa idea, follow me on Twitter @sportsmasher. We can work out the logistics there.