Chael Sonnen dominated Michael Bisping last night. He dictated the pace, turned it into a wrestling match, and ate Bisping’s lunch. Then he cut a promo that was straight outta WWE :
Would you be shocked if Sonnen won the Royal Rumble tonight? I wouldn’t.
I love me some Joe Rogan. He’s probably in my top five all people I’d like to sit down and talk nonsense with. MMA, Shark Attacks, Bruce Lee, Stand Up Comedy, Aliens. I listen to his podcast and he is well versed in my five favorite things to talk about. Well, other than the NFL Draft, but I’ll let that slide. At the end of his promo, when Chael grabs the mic out of Joe’s hand, Joe must have been pissed.
Listen Chael, you’re awesome, but you’ve got eleven losses. ELEVEN! I understand you’re creating a brand, and I respect you for it, but there is a Brazilian Spider watching all of this and he is more dangerous than anyone on the planet.
You get your rematch, and I understand that you had him against the ropes once, but he did what a true champion does and he beat you. You’re a great wrestler, he’s the best fighter we’ve ever seen, so be cocky. Know when you’re coming for him, he’s going to be ready for you, so don’t act like you’ve won yet. I look forward to you’re trash talking though, it’s going to be epic.
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